BondStars.com host private signing with Ursula Andress…

December 7, 2009 by Licence To Blog

Bondstars.com have annouced that they will hold a private autograph signing with Ursula Andress (Honey Rider in “Dr. No”). However, the signing will only go ahead if Bondstars.com receives a minimum of 100 pre-orders.

If you’re a fan who’d like to see this private signing go through, simply submit a form to Bondstars.com via the link below:
http://www.bondstars.com/ursulaandress/private/

By submitting the form, you don’t need to provide any order information. You’re simply letting them know that you’d be interesting in purchasing a personalized, signed photo of Ursula Andress.

Film Review ::: The World Is Not Enough

December 6, 2009 by Licence To Blog

Pierce Brosnan’s third James Bond outing proves to be one of his finest. But is that saying much?

The story for “The World Is Not Enough” had plenty of potential. But, the way that Purvis and Wade handled the story was quite poor; helicopters with buzz-saws attached to them made for quite a laugh (no more than an invisible car, though — but that’s for another review). The funny part is that Eon Productions still hires these men to write Bond films for them.

Before my viewing, if I had read a brief description of each character in this film, I would’ve been optimistic. But after seeing how under-developed and poorly played they were in this film, I was disappointed. I will say that Elektra King and James Bond are the two most interesting characters of this film. Sophie Marceau’s portrayal of Elektra King is fantastic. At first, she plays the character as an absolute victim, causing the audience to sympathize with her and the loss of her father. However, it is later revealed that she is quite a sadistic villain, bent on getting revenge by teaming up with her former captor, Renard. Though, I think the filmmakers wanted Renard to be the central villain of this film, Marceau’s character really took that title. To me, it’s a shame that Marceau’s talented could not have been put to use in a better Bond film.

Pierce Brosnan also excels in this film. While I admired his performance in “GoldenEye”, I think this film showed his true colors. Not only was Brosnan looking fantastic in this film, but he also captured the essence of Ian Fleming’s James Bond. This wasn’t the “I’ll fight off an entire army in a steath boat”/generic action-hero James Bond that we had seen in the previous film. Unfortunately, Brosnan never had the chance the reprise the role like this again — his following Bond film was a complete atrocity that left him playing a character that para-surfed on tidal waves. After that, he was dropped for Daniel Craig. His most Fleming-esque scene had to be Elektra’s demise. Bond was able to put his feelings aside and carry on with the mission, even if this meant putting a bullet in his lover’s head.

The other Bond girl in this film was played by Denise Richards. Her performance was terrible and, in my book, goes down as the worst in the history of the James Bond franchise. Luckily this film had Sophie Marceau to make up for it in both beauty and acting ability. The other characters and performances were all rather limited. Robert Carlyle’s Renard was supposed to be a main villain of the film, but it more or less seemed that he just sort of hung out in the background. To boost his Bond baddie appeal, they gave him the inability to feel pain. This still didn’t do anything for me. Judi Dench really didn’t take M to another level from the last film, but Colin Salmon boosted the appeal of the Mi6 staff/cast. We also see Valentin Zuckovsky return, portrayed by Robbie Coltrane. I didn’t mind Zuckovsky’s appearance in “GoldenEye”, but in this film, it bugged me. He left too much room for the writers to add in more ridiculous one-liners and jokes.

While the cast of “The World Is Not Enough” may not seem too promising, I have to say that it does hold some historical significance within the Bond franchise. Desmond Llewelyn graced our screens as the beloved Q for the last time in this film. Sadly, shortly after the release of the film, he died in a car accident.

David Arnold’s score for this film was mediocre, at best. More orchestrations infused with synthetic sounds and beats really made for music that doesn’t go easy on the ears. Garbage’s theme song was well-done for an altertnative rock song, but I much prefer Tina Turner’s “GoldenEye” and even Sheryl Crow’s “Tomorrow Never Dies”.

The locations in this film were promising. Bond goes from Spain, to Scotland, to Azerbaijan, to Turkey. As a matter of fact, one of the greatest scenes of the film included Bond driving his BMW Z8 to Baku, Azerbaijan. Arnold’s music and the camera work just worked well together, believe it or not.  I also enjoyed part of the pre-titles sequence that took place in the bank at Bilbao, Spain.

Overall, this film had quite a bit of potential, but was thrown off by poor pacing, uninspired action sequences, a shoddy Purvis and Wade script with poorly-written characters, and some bad performances. I place this film at the bottom of my Bond rankings.

4.0 / 10

Want a picture taken with Daniel Craig?

December 6, 2009 by Licence To Blog

No, I’m not talking about having your best friend Photoshop an image for you.

If your bid is high enough, you could get a picture taken with Daniel Craig, as part of Evening Standard’s Christmas Charity Auction.

According to the site:

They are the kind of experiences money can’t usually buy – but the money you bid for the lots below in the Evening Standard’s Christmas Charity Auction will make a real difference to the underprivileged children helped by pioneering charity Kids Company.

You have until noon on Monday 14 December to bid and re-bid. The higher you go, the better your chance, and the more you benefit Kids Company.

If you’re a Bond fan with the money, then why not? It’s a win/win situation. Not only will you be helping out a charity, but you’ll also have bragging rights among the entire Bond fan community.

Happy bidding!

The World Is Not Enough – 10th Anniversary

December 4, 2009 by Licence To Blog

Late November 2009 marked the 10th anniversary of Pierce Brosnan’s third James Bond film, “The World is not Enough”. In the nineteenth official James Bond adventure, the legendary secret agent is assigned to protect an oil heiress, played by the wonderful Sophie Marceau. Through out the film, he is thrown into another “shoot ‘em up” adventure that pits him against a seemingly deadly, yet rather boring, adversary named Renard, played by Robert Carlyle. This Bond flick ended up raking in over 352 million dollars worldwide.

To commemorate the anniversary of the film’s release, I’ll be writing up my official review of the film later this weekend.

Stay tuned!

Friday Feature: Two Upcoming Fan Films

December 4, 2009 by Licence To Blog

Two young and aspiring filmmakers have been working on separate James Bond fan film projects recently. I thought I’d share some sneak-peaks of the two films with readers who’re interested…

Here is the first official production blog for Austin Madding’s next James Bond fan film, “Rendevous”:

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And here is the theatrical trailer for George Ambrose’s “Dead on Arrival”:

Both films seem like they’ll be promising! Keep an eye on their YouTube pages for updates.

Richard Todd dies at age 90…

December 4, 2009 by Licence To Blog

Richard Todd had accomplished many things during his life. For starters, Mr. Todd was one of the first British officers to land in Normandy during the main D-Day landing in World War II. This, alone, made him a hero. He later became Britain’s highest-earning matinee idols of the post-war years. He’s best known for re-enacting his wartime experiences in “The Longest Day”, and also appearing in “A Hasty Heart” and “The Dam Busters”.

Among these great achievements, Mr. Todd had won the support of Ian Fleming during the casting stage of the first James Bond film — “Dr. No” — in 1962. As a matter of fact, if it weren’t because of a schedule clash, we would have probably seen Mr. Todd fulfilling Sir Sean Connery’s position in the film.

According to his agent, Richard Todd died of cancer on Thursday at his home in Little Humby, Lincolnshire in central England. Another film legend passes on. None the less, rest in peace, sir.

“You don’t consciously set out to do something gallant. You just do it because that is what you are there for.”

- Richard Todd

Judi Dench returns as “M” in Bond 23…

December 2, 2009 by Licence To Blog

According to an interview with MTV News, Dame Judi Dench stated that she’ll be returning to the Bond franchise in Spring 2011. However, this raised some questions when it was compared with Daniel Craig’s statement that the 23rd Bond film will be shooting in late 2010.  The discrepancy could be explained by the fact that Dench’s “M” only seems to appear in a handful of scenes, whereas Craig’s James Bond is featured through out the entire film.

I’m sure we can still expect a 2011 release date.

Happy Thanksgiving!

November 26, 2009 by Licence To Blog

I’d like to take this opportunity to wish everybody a Happy Thanksgiving. Be safe and eat well!

Celebrate Thanksgiving weekend with James Bond…

November 25, 2009 by Licence To Blog

The SyFy Channel will be airing a total of sixteen James Bond films this Thanksgiving weekend. Below is the full schedule:

Thursday – November 26th 2009

8:00 AM -  Dr. No
10:30 AM – Licence To Kill
1:30 PM -  Live And Let Die
4:00 PM – The Spy Who Loved Me
6:30 PM – Tomorrow Never Dies
9:00 PM – Casino Royale

Friday – November 27th 2009:

12:00 AM – For Your Eyes Only
2:30 AM – The Man With The Golden Gun
08:00 AM – Thunderball
10:30 AM – From Russia With Love
1:00 PM – You Only Live Twice
3:30 PM – Diamonds Are Forever
6:00 PM – Casino Royale
9:00 PM – GoldenEye

Saturday November 28th 2009:

12:00 AM – Goldfinger
2:30 AM – Never Say Never Again

 

All times are EST.

One Year of Bond-Blogging!

November 18, 2009 by Licence To Blog

I’m happy to announce that Licence To Blog (formerly known as Brown on Bond) has reached its one year anniversary!

Many more to come, I hope.

 

Keep reading. Keep enjoying. Thanks for the views!